UPDATE:
There seems to be some ongoing confusion about the kid in the Smartman parody, so I changed the art in panels 6 and 7 a wee bit. To wit: He’s annoyed and sarcastic at having his regular multi-grain bread replaced with Smartman’s SMART bread. Who’s Smartman, you might ask? This Powdered Toastman-esque asshole right here. Who does Smartman work for, you might ask? Ostensibly he’s a mascot for a Dempster’s Bakery product, but in fact, he shills for the assholes at Martek Biosciences Corp. Who are the assholes at Martek Biosciences Corp. you might ask? They farm algae for omega-3s, and insert them into all sorts of products, such as infant formula, cereal, bread, cooking oil, and dietary supplements. This ain’t your Momma’s DHA, this is life’sDHA.
And we’re not making this Direct TV shit up. They actually did an Aliens commercial.
END UPDATE.
Does anyone know if it’s possible to marry an entire country? Like, say, Sweden?
