I know you’ve all heard this song and dance before, but I’d like to apologize for the late strip. It was a long, holiday weekend here in Canada. You know?
PS: We’ll see what we can do about formatting this oddly shaped strip when we’ve had our people in the lab take a look at it.

Yes it is, NCS Guy. Yes, it is.
I’m kind of scared of the universe of comics in this paper. They’re all pretty creepy.
It could be just one creepy newspaper.