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RCPscotch05

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Wondering what’s going on in this strip? Read the first four strips here!

Update: RCP returns Friday.

Updating the Update: Strip actually returns Saturday.

Updating the Update of the Update: Strip returns some time Monday. Seriously.

15 Responses to “RCPscotch05”

  1. Me Says:

    That’s way beyond weird.

  2. Corpsie McGibb Says:

    She needs to use that little scotch tape to… to.. TO SCALP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Andy Says:

    Tape can’t fix everything, Corpsie.

    Now WD-40 — well, that’s another story.

  4. Corpsie McGibb Says:

    Oh you betcha Andy… It’s the secret to my bedroom life.

  5. Justin Says:

    If I had an auto-slicer, some son of a bitch would die.

  6. Andy Says:

    A good horror movie would be one in which the villain uses modified office supplies to torture and kill their victims in the basement of some big company.

    Is there a movie like that already?

  7. Corpsie McGibb Says:

    You know… I always imagined that little wide eyed squat bugger from “Office Space” doing exactly that to all the people who bothered him. A slow drip coffee machine going full tilt on some poor bastards baby-maker.

    “Hehh heh heh heh, I told you I’d do something…” *Mouthbreathing with some drooling*

  8. Justin Says:

    Andy, don’t encourage Corpsie.

    Every time you get him excited they have to up his dosage.

  9. Andy Says:

    Homicide wins!

    Now I want to go watch Office Space on DVD. That’s not the first time that this comic has made me want to do that.

  10. Andy Says:

    Dude, Where’s My Update?

  11. Justin Says:

    I’m starting to feel like Chris Onstad here, but you’ll have to check for the update tomorrow evening. We’ve both been swamped with work, and it hasn’t been possible to update the site. I’ll be making an announcement about temporary schedule changes on Monday.

  12. Corpsie McGibb Says:

    …The bastard is lying…

    I KNOW the Artist… He’s just hung over because he’s been kidnapped by the JOE force and was detained in a holding cell forced to drink various mind numbing bottles of drink.

    the worst part is… The shwine doesn’t even bring me any or shares his hooch.

    Oh, when you get down here for that thing… I’m totally “Jackhammering” your forehead while you sleep.

  13. Jack Says:

    Hey, the JOE force cannot be blamed for everything…

  14. Andy Says:

    I don’t want to think of what “Jackhammering” might mean in this situation.

  15. Justin Says:

    Will these good times ever end.

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