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Monday, May 12th, 2008Wondering what’s going on in this strip? Read the first four strips here!
Update: RCP returns Friday.
Updating the Update: Strip actually returns Saturday.
Updating the Update of the Update: Strip returns some time Monday. Seriously.

May 13th, 2008 at 8:20 am
That’s way beyond weird.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
She needs to use that little scotch tape to… to.. TO SCALP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Tape can’t fix everything, Corpsie.
Now WD-40 — well, that’s another story.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
Oh you betcha Andy… It’s the secret to my bedroom life.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
If I had an auto-slicer, some son of a bitch would die.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
A good horror movie would be one in which the villain uses modified office supplies to torture and kill their victims in the basement of some big company.
Is there a movie like that already?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:37 am
You know… I always imagined that little wide eyed squat bugger from “Office Space” doing exactly that to all the people who bothered him. A slow drip coffee machine going full tilt on some poor bastards baby-maker.
“Hehh heh heh heh, I told you I’d do something…” *Mouthbreathing with some drooling*
May 15th, 2008 at 3:46 am
Andy, don’t encourage Corpsie.
Every time you get him excited they have to up his dosage.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Homicide wins!
Now I want to go watch Office Space on DVD. That’s not the first time that this comic has made me want to do that.
May 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Dude, Where’s My Update?
May 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I’m starting to feel like Chris Onstad here, but you’ll have to check for the update tomorrow evening. We’ve both been swamped with work, and it hasn’t been possible to update the site. I’ll be making an announcement about temporary schedule changes on Monday.
May 20th, 2008 at 5:47 am
…The bastard is lying…
I KNOW the Artist… He’s just hung over because he’s been kidnapped by the JOE force and was detained in a holding cell forced to drink various mind numbing bottles of drink.
the worst part is… The shwine doesn’t even bring me any or shares his hooch.
Oh, when you get down here for that thing… I’m totally “Jackhammering” your forehead while you sleep.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Hey, the JOE force cannot be blamed for everything…
May 20th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I don’t want to think of what “Jackhammering” might mean in this situation.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Will these good times ever end.